Who would have thought that a wacky conspiracy theory dribbled out by a senile Keating would lure the most incompetent Chinese spy in the Australian government!? The lesbian, wannabe foreign minister (aka, wannabe Chinese minister) slighting Senator Birmingham does not make sense to the average Aussie punter. Unsportsy behaviour is a mortal sin in the Aussie culture. However, if Senator Dong were to be a Chinese operative, then her melodramatic, uncouth, peasant-like manners make a lot more sense! Think back to the vulgar outburst of another incompetent (confirmed by the NY Post) Chinese operative – Wendi Murdoch! Two Chinese operative dregs in a soy pod.
An exterminator is well in order.