Bedtime stories of a G7 wife

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Annabelle @ The Art of Flag-waving

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Corporate adjustments

 

In a buried life, I used to be in the field of administration. I taught myself everything there is to know about it, well, everything that benefited me. I learned how to stroke egos to gain job contracts and how to allow them to spare me the chore of rejecting job contracts. I learned how to ask for the maximum and deliver the minimum. I learned detachment, compartmentalisation, inconsistency and not giving a toss. I learned to play the corporate game. I learned to weave through their crawlspaces. I learned sociopathy.

Corporate crawlspace

It would extremely naïve to assume that corporate crawlspaces have been designed just to filter through sociopaths, narcissists and opportunists. The architects designed these systems to primarily allow corporatists the opportunity to operate illegally, immorally and subversively, whilst appearing to wash their hands. Silicone breast prosthesis prices in Australia is such an example. Pensioners and benefits recipients who have had mastectomies are allowed to claim the full reimbursement for silicone prosthesis of up to $900, so the corporatists have adapted their profit margin by inflating the price from $100-$150 (in other countries) to exactly $900 (in Australia). Not a peep from our sociopathic politicians or our narcissistic media.

Australia is the only country which pays $900 per plastic boob.

Another more shocking example is how the corporate world took advantage of the tax threshold when it was raised from $6,000 to $18,000. Right on cue, the corporatists crawled through their basement spaces and manipulate this little monetary power that the government handed to the working class, to their raise their profits. That very year, I noticed that the number of jobs which offered my preferred pay range had dropped significantly, whilst the lower bracket salary ranges had become a lot more populated. The corporate job market, at least in the administration recruitment section, appropriated the little extra cash that the tax-free threshold allowed workers to keep and tabulated it as part of their new salary packages. To this date, the administration salary sector in Sydney has still not completely recovered from this immoral behaviour. Nor has it ever been picked up by any Main Stream Manure reporter.

The Australian election 2019, however, has delved right into the corporatists’ crawlspaces via the Labor party – it wants to subsidise child care workers salaries’ by 20%. I’m going to put aside the absurdity of forcing workers to pay for other people’s children’s babysitting so that the mothers can work and the fact that this is an initial step for a State-controlled and distributed salary system, aka communism and deal just with the consequences on the job markets’ salaries. Here’s my learned corporate sociopath prediction: the corporatists will adjust to this State salary hike by lowering all future salary packages by 20% (or more)! Let’s be honest, they’d have to be idiots not to take up such a sweet deal.

Corrupt, corporatist, Chinese concomitant, cucked, communist clown.   Bill the C.

Rape culture foresight

First, rape.

 

Second, conceal.

 

Third, joke about it.

 

Last, the moment where the realisation hits that having an extra mutant-eye doesn’t alleviate a blind spot.

 

 

 

Annabelle @ The Art of Flag-waving

Negative charisma, a polical diversion tactic

 

The 2019 election is turning out to be the boring election in Australia I have yet to see. Bill 2.0 and Lemon King are both guilty of charisma bigotry, opting to put us all to deep sleep. Don’t let this tactic fool you, the dull façade is carefully planned and executed to make their nonsense and policies as exclusive as possible with the hope that no one will notice their lies and their ever-growing Chicom sponsored socialist reforms.

Let’s take a quick look at what our duopoly is up to thus far in this riveting battle of lacklustre traitors…

 

King Lemon Scomo

Scott Morrison chasing his lemon tipped tail. Round and round he goes, where he stops no one knows.

ABC’s abruptly zooms out of Lemon King’s face to tone down his panting and his chicom corporatist enthusiasm.

This is what the economy looks like. <spin>
The economy is people. <spin>
People want the economy to work. <spin> + <idiotic asymmetrical grin>
Working the economy is what the liberal party does. <weeeee>
We liberals love the economy. <I’m getting dizzy>
Keeping our budget bubble strong is how we secure seats. <spin>
Liberals understand the economy and the little Aussie battler. <spin>
They are both bubbles. <spin>
The economy is a bubble. <tail caught in the mouth for a brief moment>
Australia is a bubble. <spin>
I’m a bubble. <spin>
The Chinese spies who sponsor my economy loving party are a bubble. <double spin>
Mr. Speaker is a bubble. <asinine asymmetrical grin>
Stop asking the economy loving party bubble question. <nearly caught tail again>
It has taken 5 years of bubbling for the liberals to come up with the bubble budget. <hee-haw>
Thank you very much. <flicks his tail, spins off with lemon in mouth>

Trust me, I’ve got the Chinese bubble under control.

 

Rapey Bill 2.0

Bill Shorten reciting elementary rhyme …badly: Roses are red, Violets are red, Everything’s red, There’s so much communism I need to spread.

ABC’s slowly and dramatically zooms into Bill Spiritless’ face to reanimate his red-tinged messages.

I want to take real action to climate change and renewable energy and push energy prices down. <pause – one thousand, two thousand> + <tilt head slightly to the left> + <puss in the boots eyes> We’ll get on top of living burdens and get wages moving again by getting everyone to buy electric cars  <mini-pause, one thousand> + <eyebrow lift> in the interest of middle-class people who are stuck in the past. <extra long pause – one thousand, two thousand, three thousand> My team is united in fighting for the Green’s agenda. <one thousand, two thousand> + < quizzical expression> When all these things work together the Greens and Labor are going to make the economy hum. <benevolent eyebrow knitting> Jobs, jobs, and more fictional jobs will bloom through my deindustrialisation of Australia tax policies. <one thousand, two thousand> + < Virtue signalling eyebrow knotting> Wages, wages and more wages by turning Australia into an impoverished socialist welfare State. <One thousand, two thousand> Vagina, vagina and more vagina to satisfy my sexual compulsions. <One thousand, two thousand, three thousand, four thousand, five thousand> Thank you, everybody. See you on the trail.

Trust me, I’m going to hand control of our energy to the Chicoms.

 

Australia has two choices, a) Boring & treasonous through stupidity and b) Boring & treasonous through determination. Which  will you be voting for?

Annabelle @ The Art of Flag-waving

 

The C word

On this crisp autumn evening, The Drum had the gall to ridiculeAustralians by implying that both major parties are about to “effe” Aussies.  With a gloating grin stretching from ear to ear, Fanning (another eFFer) stated, “Well it’s show time, and it is all about the F word… ”

Although I appreciate ABC’s Frankness to finally reveal the Federal government’s agenda, I beg to disagree, this show is all about the C word.

Scott Morrison’s all about the C word – a Corporatist lemon parturition.

 

Bill Shorten’s about the C word – a Communist national abduction and rape.

And there are plenty of other C words the coalition and Labor equally share amongst each other – Corruption, Compromised, Cucks and China, being some.  At this election show pollies your support by waving a C with your index and thumb. They deserve no less.

 

Annabelle @ The Art of Flag-waving