Rape culture foresight

First, rape.

 

Second, conceal.

 

Third, joke about it.

 

Last, the moment where the realisation hits that having an extra mutant-eye doesn’t alleviate a blind spot.

 

 

 

Annabelle @ The Art of Flag-waving

Questionable answers

“So, this is a question to both of you. Mr Morrison what do you admire about Mr Shorten. And Mr Shorten, what do you admire about Mr Morrison?”  The brunette chick in brown.

Please allow Ms The-Art-of-Flag-waving to set the record straight, as both gentlemen were faking empathy and benevolence, sucking up to voters. I admire absolutely nothing in both men.

Neither cucked politician has anything to offer to Australians. Morrison is a soft socialist corporatist who is happy to sell out Australia’s freedom of speech so to become the ultimate right-wing virtue signaller. He marches around like the Ever-ready Energizer bunny, repeatedly beating his little censorship drum without any rhythmic variation, without melody and certainly without style. A try-hard who has inverted his braggadocio predisposition to emulate humility, as he lacks the emotional depth to fake it for real.

Ssshorten, a socialist-communist, is also selling out the Australian culture and resources to the highest bidder, as he ssslithers around like a sssnake  …sssliding, twisssting and turning on the ground, between the bussshesss, looking for fresh, young soulsss to devour.  Yet another talentless, try-hard phony who has inverted his licentiousness to emulate morals and kindness, as he is completely devoid of either virtue.

Annabelle @ The Art of Flag-waving

Negative charisma, a polical diversion tactic

 

The 2019 election is turning out to be the boring election in Australia I have yet to see. Bill 2.0 and Lemon King are both guilty of charisma bigotry, opting to put us all to deep sleep. Don’t let this tactic fool you, the dull façade is carefully planned and executed to make their nonsense and policies as exclusive as possible with the hope that no one will notice their lies and their ever-growing Chicom sponsored socialist reforms.

Let’s take a quick look at what our duopoly is up to thus far in this riveting battle of lacklustre traitors…

 

King Lemon Scomo

Scott Morrison chasing his lemon tipped tail. Round and round he goes, where he stops no one knows.

ABC’s abruptly zooms out of Lemon King’s face to tone down his panting and his chicom corporatist enthusiasm.

This is what the economy looks like. <spin>
The economy is people. <spin>
People want the economy to work. <spin> + <idiotic asymmetrical grin>
Working the economy is what the liberal party does. <weeeee>
We liberals love the economy. <I’m getting dizzy>
Keeping our budget bubble strong is how we secure seats. <spin>
Liberals understand the economy and the little Aussie battler. <spin>
They are both bubbles. <spin>
The economy is a bubble. <tail caught in the mouth for a brief moment>
Australia is a bubble. <spin>
I’m a bubble. <spin>
The Chinese spies who sponsor my economy loving party are a bubble. <double spin>
Mr. Speaker is a bubble. <asinine asymmetrical grin>
Stop asking the economy loving party bubble question. <nearly caught tail again>
It has taken 5 years of bubbling for the liberals to come up with the bubble budget. <hee-haw>
Thank you very much. <flicks his tail, spins off with lemon in mouth>

Trust me, I’ve got the Chinese bubble under control.

 

Rapey Bill 2.0

Bill Shorten reciting elementary rhyme …badly: Roses are red, Violets are red, Everything’s red, There’s so much communism I need to spread.

ABC’s slowly and dramatically zooms into Bill Spiritless’ face to reanimate his red-tinged messages.

I want to take real action to climate change and renewable energy and push energy prices down. <pause – one thousand, two thousand> + <tilt head slightly to the left> + <puss in the boots eyes> We’ll get on top of living burdens and get wages moving again by getting everyone to buy electric cars  <mini-pause, one thousand> + <eyebrow lift> in the interest of middle-class people who are stuck in the past. <extra long pause – one thousand, two thousand, three thousand> My team is united in fighting for the Green’s agenda. <one thousand, two thousand> + < quizzical expression> When all these things work together the Greens and Labor are going to make the economy hum. <benevolent eyebrow knitting> Jobs, jobs, and more fictional jobs will bloom through my deindustrialisation of Australia tax policies. <one thousand, two thousand> + < Virtue signalling eyebrow knotting> Wages, wages and more wages by turning Australia into an impoverished socialist welfare State. <One thousand, two thousand> Vagina, vagina and more vagina to satisfy my sexual compulsions. <One thousand, two thousand, three thousand, four thousand, five thousand> Thank you, everybody. See you on the trail.

Trust me, I’m going to hand control of our energy to the Chicoms.

 

Australia has two choices, a) Boring & treasonous through stupidity and b) Boring & treasonous through determination. Which  will you be voting for?

Annabelle @ The Art of Flag-waving

 

The C word

On this crisp autumn evening, The Drum had the gall to ridiculeAustralians by implying that both major parties are about to “effe” Aussies.  With a gloating grin stretching from ear to ear, Fanning (another eFFer) stated, “Well it’s show time, and it is all about the F word… ”

Although I appreciate ABC’s Frankness to finally reveal the Federal government’s agenda, I beg to disagree, this show is all about the C word.

Scott Morrison’s all about the C word – a Corporatist lemon parturition.

 

Bill Shorten’s about the C word – a Communist national abduction and rape.

And there are plenty of other C words the coalition and Labor equally share amongst each other – Corruption, Compromised, Cucks and China, being some.  At this election show pollies your support by waving a C with your index and thumb. They deserve no less.

 

Annabelle @ The Art of Flag-waving

 

WDPRM #3: Turnbull’s election changing forecasts

The “What Do Politicians Really Mean,” WDPRM for short, is a quick interactive news translation for vote-newbies.


Recently, in a BBC interview, Malcom Turbull stated, ”…if you view this objectively….their [liberal National coalition] concern was not that I would lose the election, rather that I would win it.” BBC 08.03.2019

Malcom Turnbull, the disgraced ex-prime minister who was tossed out of his leadership role in 2018 for failing to be a leader and a conservative (but like dysentery, he keeps on returning), has today attacked the coalition, again. He states, “…the internal brawl in the collation over the coal-fire power is damaging the NSW conservative government’s chances of re-election.” Continuing, “You haven’t worked out how damaging it is?” MSN 15.03.2019

Translation: The Liberals and Nationals couped me out of the globalist hijacked coalition because I am a corrupt-to-the-core globalist puppet with delusions of grandeur. I am now in an ideal super-Machiavellian place which allows me to denigrate the party (hoping that this will make them lose the 2019 elections), whilst I propagandise my employer’s climate change agenda. Although my deflection and distraction tactics are as pronounced as my synostotic brachysephaly, I prefer to delude myself that my brilliant schemes are perfectly camouflaged and do a stellar job in disguising my narcissistic, deep-rooted insecurities and envy.

Impressive, Mr Turnbull. I would have never been able to detect the soft centred diarrhoea in your ingenious turd-nuggets. Keep up the great work.

Annabelle @ The Art of Flag-waving