A Royal Flush

 

 

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Moll infestation

Ew.

Who would have thought that a wacky conspiracy theory dribbled out by a senile Keating would lure the most incompetent Chinese spy in the Australian government!? The lesbian, wannabe foreign minister (aka, wannabe Chinese minister) slighting Senator Birmingham does not make sense to the average Aussie punter. Unsportsy behaviour is a mortal sin in the Aussie culture. However, if Senator Dong were to be a Chinese operative, then her melodramatic, uncouth, peasant-like manners make a lot more sense! Think back to the vulgar outburst of another incompetent (confirmed by the NY Post) Chinese operative – Wendi Murdoch! Two Chinese operative dregs in a soy pod.

Double ew.

An exterminator is well in order.

 

Annabelle @ The Art of Flag-waving

WDPRM #2: A mole by the name of business man

The “What Do Politicians Really Mean,” WDPRM for short, is a quick interactive news translation for vote-newbies.

Today’s big news story :

“Domestic spy agency ASIO, which scrutinised the citizenship request, previously warned the Liberal, Labor and National parties about taking cash from Mr Huang Xiangmo, fearing he could try to advance Beijing’s interests.”

“The Government has always acted consistent with the advice that we’ve received and that’s what has happened on this occasion,” he [Scott Morrison] said.

Mr Morrison highlighted laws banning foreign donations that came into force on January 1.” ABC News 06.02.2019

Translation: The Liberals, Nationals and Labor both know how to play the game, beween the three of us we accepted $1 million dollars of official donations from this Chinese mole (unofficial donations are another matter). When ASIO gave us the heads-up that Huang Xiangmo’s citizenship will be stripped for espionage, we quickly implemented a fake law to cover our fat arses. Win/win.

“He said previous political donations had been accepted “in good faith”, based on information known at the time, suggesting the Liberal Party would not return any of Mr Huang’s contributions.” ABC News 06.02.2019

Translation: Meh, there are plenty of fish which swim in our oceans. And do you  really think that Asio’s recommendation was just a recommendation?   Wink.

 

Snapshot of well networked politicians and Mr Huang Xiangmo who refused to comment and/or the Fake Media refused to request a comment:

“I prefer Manolo Blahnik to Jimmy Choo.”

 

“Lucy Turnbull is my administrator.”

 

“I’m loving that red tie.”

 

“I have an honest face.”

 

“You look like my wife.”

 

Trend setters.

 

Annabelle @ The Art of Flag-waving