The Transcendence of Australian Women

 

For Australia, the 2019 Eurovision Song Contest has become a historical must see, as this is the first time the contestant has been chosen by us, the people. And what a choice we have made!  Supremely feminine, incandescent, elegant and gifted all rolled into an exquisite Giotto masterpiece. It’s as though Kate is  reawakening the Australian women’s animus.

Kate in all of her majestic radiant glory, embodying the resurrection of the female spirit.

 

However, Eurovision has been possessed by a villainous monster – a green-tinged Cyclops. It forcefully beats a primitive hand strung skinned drum, desperately trying to out-compete the magical complexity of a layered melody. Seismic sound waves savagely ripple through the air, reverberating and scattering to deafen all. It means to destroy all that is beautiful and rob Australia of its win. But our Regina Kate Miller-Heidke is not intimidated by the Beast’s putrid breath, our delicate damsel bravely rides forth to challenge Eurovision’s favourite, Netta.

Monstrous, childish saucepan-lids discharges readily forgotten were they not deafeningly loud.

 

These two women diametrically oppose each other, and, in a convoluted sort of way, represent the classic tale of good vs evil.  Kate, who deceptively hides her strength like silk chiffon, vs  Netta, who is as refined as coarse potato-carrying hessian cloth and gets the rough job done (carrying potatoes, that is). It’s a battle of female spiritual elevation vs cannibalistic devouring of souls. Immaculate clarity vs in-your-face shocking pinko.  Merger & Recovery vs divisiveness.  The celestial elevation vs a couple of hooked prongs. Blooming edelweiss vs a desiccated artichoke. Light as a feather maturation vs elephantine oppression.  Nightingale vs croak. Serenity vs violence. Do-re-mi vs Boom-bang. Evolving vs blocked pipes. And let’s be honest, beauty vs the grotesque.

Hungry, hungry …rhino

 

Eurovision 2019 has become a girl-powered battleground. It’s a battle we Australians must be prepared to fight to the bitter end. Let’s show the world what we’re made of! Let us be leaders, not a follower! Let’s unite and kick arse! Viva Regina Kate-rina in Gloria!

No holding Bach vs Foxy Capriccio. Which side will you be on?

Alba gu bràth!

 

Annabelle @ The Art of Flag-waving

It’s raining lemons.

 

These are tough times for the Liberals, they have been carpet bombed with lemons since the 2018 spill. But ScoMo is holding his ground like a champion and is turning these regrettable lemons into a renewable energy source, invigorating the party and illuminating the voting bloc. His disproportionate energy level and interminable apple-polishing are becoming an inspiration to all Australians and politicians alike. No ascorbic explosion can slow Scott down, he sucks up every sour bomb thrown at him and uses it to make the most scrumptious outcomes. When life hands Scott Morrison a lemon, Scott turns it into sweet lemonade.

Sustralia’s little Benjamin Franklin: Scott Morrison turning lemon hail into a source of renewable energy whilst rocking to the tune of U2’s “Lemon”.

His genius has spiked my interest like no other leader. I needed to know everything about him, including the effortless prose which pours out of mouth whenever it is not occupied with food. I hounded his skillful PR team for months until they relented and granted me an interview.

When I finally got to meet Australia’s Franklinian virtuoso it felt so dreamlike that every time he answered one of my questions I had to bite down on my lower lip. To my utter surprise, Scott Morrison was equally excited to meet me and confessed that he too had been anticipating our meeting. So much so, Scott was unable to contain his excitement and blurting out that he was in the process of creating the ultimate winning campaign and slogan for the 2019 Federal election – a lemon recipe book! Catching my breath, I asked as to what had inspired Scott to author a recipe book. Scott responded, “We are harvesting more lemons than we can handle, I thought to put them to good use.” Then quickly adding, “I live by example, I also want to show to the Australian public that I do my bit to save the earth. I’m trying my hardest to recycle our lemons as much as possible, as we’ve never had such a bountiful harvest.”

Impressed by his live by the lemon, die by the lemon approach to life, I asked Cheffy Scotty what will be the title of the book. He timidly smiled and admitted that he was still tossing between “Gone with the Lemons” and “Lord of the Lemons.”

I am thrilled to share with my readers the 2019 political scoop. Without further ado let’s sink our teeth into the world exclusive Cheffy Scotty’s mouth-watering lemon recipes!

Lemon Curd alla Malcolm Turnbull

Ingredients: When Scott Morison was asked by Alan Jones, “Will there be more missions for this man [Malcom Turnbull] to spread his own discredited views?” Super-alpha Scott Morrison laid down the rules and responded with a resolute “No.” Alan should now ask ScoMo as to why Turnbull was sent to negotiate the transfer of the remaining Naru children.

Photo exhibited as “Eyes wide closed” at the Australian Art Gallery. A stolen snapshot of a relaxed a Turnbull not sporting his usual impaled neck posture. A rare glimpse into Turnbull’s mind.

Instructions:
1. Squeeze 10 bitter-green lemons and pour juice into a large bowl adding 5 tablespoons of lemon rind, 1 egg, 1/2 teaspoon of sugar and a good pinch of salt. Whisk vigorously until ingredients combine.
2. Place bowl on simmering water and slowly stir taking care not to scramble the egg. Stir until ingredients thicken into a ray of radiant sunshine yellow.
3. Remove from heat and add a full brick of cold butter to aid the cooldown and cut through the vinegary pungency.
4. Whisk vigorously.

 

The Julie Bishop Half-eaten Up-side-down Lemon Cake

Ingredients: Shortly after Julie Bishop’s resignation Scott Moron commented, “She [Julie Bishop] is a role model.” However, Scott neglected to retract his statement when Julie Bishop retracted her resignation.

Julie’s short-lived resignation from politics left us craving for more.

Instructions:
1. Micro slice 2 lemons making sure to retain their delicate shape. Creating a waterproof decorative seal is very important for this recipe.
2. Coarsely grate 2 lemon peels taking care not to bruise the skin so to retain maximum acidity.
3. Sparingly sprinkle brown sugar on top of a hot skillet. The sugar exists only to caramelise the lemon seal, not for sweetening purposes.
4. Place lemon slices on top of the sugar in an overlapped, repetitive circular pattern in order to package the sour batter and preventing it from seeping out.
5. Add flour, a cup of sour cream, 10 tablespoons of bicarbonate soda, salt, the coarsely grated lemon rind and ½ brick of butter into a bowl. Do not skimp on butter, it acts as an acid regulator to stop the sponge from becoming dry, shriveled and brittle.
6. Whisk all ingredients together, pour on top of the caramelised lemon slices and slow cook in the oven.
7. Once cooked, flip cake onto a plate to showcase the lemon decoration and to hide the sour sponge. Cut cake in half and discard. Use the remaining cake as a zingy appetiser.

 

Salt Preserved Julia Banks Lemons

Ingredients: Scott Morrison kept his farewell card message to Julia short and sweet, “Of course that’s disappointing…” Immediately after he had his assistant cancel Ms. Banks’ one-way ticket to New York.

A touch of zest within reach, preserved for prosperity.

Instructions:
1. Make two deep incisions into each lemon in the shape of a cross.
2. Stuff the incisions with copious amounts of coarse salt.
3. Once the lemons are gorged with salt, place into a mason jar firmly ramming each lemon as far down as possible so to release their citric goodness and to cram as many lemons into the jar as possible.
4. When the jar is stuffed to its maximum capacity, add the rest of the spilled salt.
5. Cover lemons with lukewarm water.
6. Seal the jar, turn it upside down and give it a few shakes.
7. Cure and use when seasoning is required.

 

Kelly O’Dwyer Bittersweet Lemon Marmalade

Ingredients: Upon O’Dywer’s resignation announcement, Cheffy Scotty stood by Kelly in solidarity and said, “I support her choice, I support all women’s choice. I want them to have more and more choices.” Scotty is a man of his word, he has provided O’Dwyer with the only choice.

The perfect recipe for giving quasi rotten lemons a new lease.

Instructions:
1. Using steel wool, scrub 1 kilo of lemons under running water. Make sure to thoroughly clean every bit of dirt off the rind.
2. Place them in a large pan, cover with cold water and bring to a fast boil.
3. Remove lemon from the pan, scoop and separate the pulp from the peels and then finely slice the peels.
4. Return lemon pulp and lemon rind into the pan, adding sugar. Bring to boil again making sure to occasionally stir so that the mixture does not stick on to the sides of the pan.
5. Place glass jars into a pre-heated oven and cook on high heat so to eliminate any contamination.
6. Once marmalade is fully cooked, skim off impurities from the top and let it cool to room temperature.
7. Ladle mixture into the sanitised hot jars and seal immediately.
8. Store in a cool, dark place.

 

Andrew Broad Deconstructed Tinder Lemon Chicken Breast Wrap

Ingredients: An unofficial Russian source anonymously reported to an undisclosed junior parliament staffer who then told an unnamed reliable ABC reporter after a couple of bourbon ‘n’ cokes and quick shag in the unisex loo at the local pub, that during a ministerial meeting Cheffy Scotty complained, “Spy conspiracies are hard. Really, really hard.”

“Sex-expression must pass into communication for its fulfillment.” Pearl Buck

 

Australia Day Nigel Scullion Bush Lemon Parfait

Ingredients: “Retirements won’t hurt us at polls.” Cheffy Scotty. (Nor will the NLC investigation.)

It’s OK to resign.

Instructions:
1. Pour 2 cups of heavy cream and 5 cups of sugar into a pan. Gently cook over the stove until sugar is fully dissolved.
2. Pour in the juice of a bush lemon and stir until mixture has thickened.
3. Pass mixture through a sieve and discard the lumpy bits.
4. Set mixture aside to continue its cooking process until it cools to room temperature.
5. To construct pudding select tall, clear glasses so that the decorative layered pattern can be showcased.
6. Place crisp biscuit crumbs on the bottom of each glass, then plop a good amount of the cooled down bush lemon parfait, followed with a generous layer of whipped cream and a sprinkle of chopped candied lemon rind. Rinse and repeat until glass is full.
7. Refrigerate. Sweet tooth satisfaction when needed.

 

Michael Keenan Neapolitan Limoncello Granita

Ingredients: You can’t fire an honest man.

Cheffy Scotty has taken the humble lemon snowball to new heights with this authentic Neapolitan textured granita. This is no smooshy, sludgy sorbet. A super icy, dry textured in a coarse shard texture and plenty of tang.

Instructions:
1. For an authentic Neapolitan experience turn on the stereo and listen to a Rossini aria whilst prepping. I recommend “Una voce poco fa’ ” since Rosina is the quintessential Mediterranean chick (if she doesn’t put you in the mood to cook up a storm I don’t know what will.)
2. Chop the top off of 4 lemons using a sharp cleaver. Scoop out pulp.
3. Juice and grate the zest of 3 lemons and place into a pan.
4. Add 2 cups of water and 6 cups of sugar and slowly bring to boil.
5. Simmer until a thick, golden bright syrup is formed. Allow to cool to room temperature.
6. Add a couple of shots of limoncello liqueur to mixture and stir.
7. Freeze overnight.
8. Shave sorbet with a large sharp knife making sure to use long gliding motion. Freeze overnight.
9. The perfect invigorating palette cleanser between rich, complex courses. Best served on a cold plate.

 

ScoMo Lemon Meringue Losing Face Pie

As grateful as I was for having been given this flavourful exclusive, Cheffy Scotty resisted my request to his “ScoMo Lemon Meringue Losing Face Pie”. He did, however, share a sneak peek salivary gland-pinching picture and the Liberals’ 2019 campaign slogan. Recipes will be released in full in August. I can’t wait!

Cheffy Scotty Lemon Meringue Losing Face Pie
The to be released LNP 2019 winning campaign slogan

For those of you who sway even further to the left, rest assured that Bill Shorten will not be outdone and is busy at work fertilising freshly planted lemon groves. Bill 2.0’s recipes will be slow-released in the coming months. Yummy, yummy.

Bill 2.0 fertilising his lemon grove.

And if you thought that Cheffy Scotty bears ill-will towards Bill 2.0’s cultural appropriation, think again! Since ScoMo and the Liberals live by the lemon slogan, they offer nothing but cooperation, comradery and undisclosed deals with the ALP.

Best of luck, guys. Australian voters are anxiously awaiting to experience these delights in the coming months. We can’t wait for August!

 

Annabelle @ The Art of Flag-waving

WDPRM #2: A mole by the name of business man

The “What Do Politicians Really Mean,” WDPRM for short, is a quick interactive news translation for vote-newbies.

Today’s big news story :

“Domestic spy agency ASIO, which scrutinised the citizenship request, previously warned the Liberal, Labor and National parties about taking cash from Mr Huang Xiangmo, fearing he could try to advance Beijing’s interests.”

“The Government has always acted consistent with the advice that we’ve received and that’s what has happened on this occasion,” he [Scott Morrison] said.

Mr Morrison highlighted laws banning foreign donations that came into force on January 1.” ABC News 06.02.2019

Translation: The Liberals, Nationals and Labor both know how to play the game, beween the three of us we accepted $1 million dollars of official donations from this Chinese mole (unofficial donations are another matter). When ASIO gave us the heads-up that Huang Xiangmo’s citizenship will be stripped for espionage, we quickly implemented a fake law to cover our fat arses. Win/win.

“He said previous political donations had been accepted “in good faith”, based on information known at the time, suggesting the Liberal Party would not return any of Mr Huang’s contributions.” ABC News 06.02.2019

Translation: Meh, there are plenty of fish which swim in our oceans. And do you  really think that Asio’s recommendation was just a recommendation?   Wink.

 

Snapshot of well networked politicians and Mr Huang Xiangmo who refused to comment and/or the Fake Media refused to request a comment:

“I prefer Manolo Blahnik to Jimmy Choo.”

 

“Lucy Turnbull is my administrator.”

 

“I’m loving that red tie.”

 

“I have an honest face.”

 

“You look like my wife.”

 

Trend setters.

 

Annabelle @ The Art of Flag-waving

WDPRM #1: Happy Chinese new year, Australia! It’s the year of the swine.

The “What Do Politicians Really Mean,” WDPRM for short, is a quick interactive news translation for vote-newbies.

DancingPigThe pre WW1 dancing pig has been digitally remastered. Note the receding hairline, the sharp teeth, the Monalisa grin and the squinty eyes.

Last Friday Australia learnt that our Military is, in on likelihood, responsible for civilian deaths.
“Australian Defence officials have revealed two RAAF fighter jets were involved in a bombing mission in Iraq that led to the deaths of Iraqi civilians, with an Iraqi man whose family members were killed putting the civilian death toll at 35.” ABC, 01.02.2019

“Air Marshal Mel Hupfeld says reports Australian airstrikes killed civilians in Iraq are credible.”
“The responsibility to take lethal action in wartime is a heavy burden to carry,” Air Marshal Hupfeld told reporters in Canberra on Thursday.” TS Morning Herald, 10.02.2019

However…

OinkOink
Oink, oink.

Minister Scott Morrison described the deaths of up to 18 Iraqi civilians during the battle for Mosul as “difficult and tragic”.  ABC, 01.02.2019

Translation: Fake conspiratorial Trumpian news. It’s collateral damage, anyway. The pointless bloodshed must continue in spite of USA unwillingness to participate in warmongering.

But just when you thought the Labor party might actually give a toss and voice a different point of view…

Silent oink
Soft squeal. (Just so to make himself relevant.)

“Opposition leader Bill Shorten said he did not want to add additional pressure on ADF personnel. “If they’ve been investigated … I’m satisfied with that.” SMH, 01.02.2019

Translation: I’m not rocking the boat, my past sexual misconduct is being used as blackmail.

So there you have it folks. La crème de la crème of Australia politics.

 

Annabelle @ The Art of Waving-flaging

 

 

 

Breath in, engineered expansionism. Breath out, engineered compression. The elite’s blueprint.

 

If someone asked me to devise a strategy to take over a nation my feminine nature would opt for social engineering over a war. After all, subversion will always win over brute force, it’s the tortoise versus the rabbit match – slow, steady and insidious wins the race. And religion would be my choice carrier for my scheme. Why? Because I view religion as a living cultural manifesto – to own a society’s spirit is to own a society.

As a child, I had the ability to entertain myself for hours by studying people – their hair, their clothes, their features, their voices, their smiles and their demeanour. I was not interested in their verbal exchanges, because I instinctively sensed that words can be used to conceal objectives. I preferred to rely on non-verbal interactions. As an adult, I seek mental stimulation by scrutinizing cultures – their environments, their religions, their governments, their languages, their customs and their outlook. To this day, I prefer to rely on social intercourses over dialogues, as I am now certain that words conceal their radar resistant long-range missiles nature.

What superficially gives the impression to be an entertaining pass-time has, in actual fact, developed my understanding of humanity …and myself. It has allowed me to unearth the most important determining factor of a culture – its resources. A culture’s familial system, how it dresses, language, food, its laws, are all shaped and limited by a society’s (access to) resources. Culture is the biological fabric which clasps together a people and their resources, existing to create cohesion for the purpose of group survival.

Expansionistic Religions: propagation and conquest

The ultimate example of culture pushing aggressively outward would be Islam, a religion which evolved from resource impoverish territories lacking in water, fertile soils and usable energy. Survival in such a resource-depleted environment requires misanthropic and authoritarian foundations to enable the prioritisation of the system over its people. Contempt for life, distrust of mankind, strict rules and corporal punishment become the religion’s tools for cultural adherence.

Islam strives to survive through human expansionism. This migratory survival mechanism is driven by polygyny, as it concentrates access to women to the wealthiest minority of men. That is, the class of men who can afford to purchase dowries, maintain concubines and feed their children. It’s the perfect system to maintain maximum offspring survival rate limited only by a man’s wealth and virility. Their unlimited access to women also ensures that this lucre-class remain in their homelands to preserve the territory’s wealth and their breeding women. In effect, Islam function like a beehive factory – the queen remains in her hive, continuously laying eggs surrounded by its honey riches.

In sharp contrast, the queen-bee satiated men, the majority of the pinch-class men live in squalor, with no assets, without the comfort of female bonds and no way to express their heterosexual drive. These drone-bees are purposefully engineered to encourage migration (so to satiate their sexual drive) or to become fighters (to divert their sexual drives). In both instances, they serve to expand Islam’s territory.

This abnormal system has devastating sociological repercussions, including extremely high incidents of mental disorders, anti-social behaviour, emotional distress, paranoia, bullying, domestic violence, inbreeding, incest, low IQs, paedophilia, rape, homosexual behaviour, ownership of women and fanaticism. So to counteract and control these fallouts, Islam embeds a misanthropic religious mindset and implements extreme religious laws. An unnatural radical cultural system requires an unnatural radical rule of law with an indifferent attitude towards life and casualties.

 

Contracting Religions: condensation and subjugation

Although China has more recently adopted a corporate Islamic form of expansionism, in lesser recent times it opted to create a culture which pulled aggressively inward through the one-child policy. China’s lack of water, fertile soils and energy resources forced the government to impose a population control mechanism to cope with its high resources demand.

Should some argue that the one-child policy was not religious, I would respond that Buddhism is a religion engineered to subjugate and subdue its people so that extreme policies can be implemented without dissent. In saying this, I can hear my critics dismissing my claim by differentiating religion from government. However, this is a Western limited viewpoint which ignores the fact that in non-western cultures religions and governments are braided into one. This is a good video which explains this concept, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fdvBYbNwXaY.

It is also worth noting that the cultural practice of fertility condensation is not a singular phenomenon unique to Mao’s China, varying forms of this practice exist in other Buddhist and resource-scarce countries and are mechanised via polyandry.

 

Stabilising Religions: preservation and sustainability

Where societies have ample resources, radical expansionism or extreme population condensation lead to extinction. In the first, it would be a detrimental strategy to implement, as access to unlimited resources could not keep in check the population growth. In the latter, it would serve as a progression dampener, as it would limit specialisation which leads to technological progress.

A resources-rich religion which chose to become a conservationist of wealth and a reinforcer of social stability is Christianity. It regulates its population growth via monogamy, controlling its population just enough to avoid a resources quick burn, to allow for familial and financial wealth accumulation and to drive technological advancement.

However, in recent times, Christianity is beginning to show signs of morphing in response to the growing resource competition and restrictions imposed upon it. Harmful religious add-ins include the LGBT+ morality, anti-Christianity atheists, MSM and educational systems’ cultural Marxist philosophy, high divorce rates, single parenting, child sexualisation, formative years childhood displacement, feminism, MGTOWs and many minorities’ religions are all threatening Christianity’s principles. An odd, contradictory mishmash of religions and movements, each striving to survive and out-compete the other, yet joining forces to create a single anti-Christian adversary marketed under the name of Progressivism. This is a collaborated parturition created to dismantle and undermine their biggest competitor – combine and surmount before the divide and conquer. But who engineers the engineers? Unbeknownst to the progressives, it too must transmute into a hybrid religion if it wishes to survive this war. The current compromises it inflicts upon itself must be normalised Christianity absorption is their ultimate goal. Engineering itself into a contracting polyamorous culture to give itself a competitive resource edge may become their price for victory.

The globalists engineering is confiscating and distributing our resources. It uses the climate change agenda to ration our energy resources. It thwarts water harvesting infrastructures to limit our water and food consumption. It restricts our food production by depriving farmers of water, self-propagating seeds and loans in an attempt to limit access to our soil resources. Our biased tax laws and out of control government budgets are draining the country’s and individual’s wealth. Our deindustrialisation makes us dependent on the government and other nations production. Our will and freedoms are being noosed around our necks until we can no longer breath, even to the current point of eradicating the most basic of western man’s right – freedom of speech. The elites are pushing the West into a population of helpless, unskilled, unfulfilled, unloved and unhappy people where refuge is sought through illegal, immoral and culturally detrimental activities. Our culture is being confiscated and then replaced by an engineered abomination that will destroy everything we hold dear. We are being robbed of our souls purely to feed the greed of the elites.

 

The Future

My dear reader, it is not my intent to sow pessimism, I have not chosen this topic to be the bearer of doom. As an optimist, I have chosen to christen my blog with this vitally important post precisely because I want to lay path-maps towards a stable, sustainable and secure future for Australia. The power to redirect Australia is within our grasp. It is time to take control of our resources, territories and laws. It is time to remove the weeds from our rich and beautiful environment. It is time to turn to a new leaf.

 

Annabelle @ The Art of Flag-waving